While attempting to get ready for today’s playdate…
Mommy: ”Addison it's time to get dressed; the boys will be here soon.” I am sure you all have seen enough pictures of Addison and are aware she ONLY wears clothes when necessary… meaning: when we leave the house.
Addison: “No. I am not wearing clothes! I want to stay so naked!”
Mommy: “Come on Addison." my long exhausted mommy whine
"Please don’t do this. Let’s get dressed.”
Addison: “No! I don’t need clothes.”
Mommy: “Yes Addison, you have to wear clothes when we have company. The boys don’t want to see you so naked.”
Addison: “Yes! Yes they do! The boys will like me so naked.”
Mommy: "That’s just great Addison… Sure daddy will love to hear that. Why don’t you let me get through one phase at a time."
Boys. Naked. Bad!
What are your toddlers saying?